Welcome to The Neurosis Files, a running commentary on all that vexes and amuses me. I hope you’ll come out and play.
A bit about me: My hobbies are steeping in negativity, embracing victimhood, and choosing linens for my death bed. Presently I’m suffering a mid-life crisis — my third so far. I can never find jeans that fit right; I speak of it often. I spend my days making fun of golf carts, railing at insurance companies and obsessing over my hair. My chief talent is reacting to petty irritations as crises.
I am in the process of completing a humorous memoir and am seeking a publisher. My stories appear in “The Battered Suitcase,” “Mused Magazine,” “Tryst,” “Ducts” and “The Connotation Press,” which named me one of their top nine contributors in 2012. I’ve also been a frequent contributor to Humor Outcasts and The Yahoo Contributor Network. One of my blog posts was a semi-finalist in the Humor Press Awards; four others received honorable mentions.
I can be contacted at email@example.com.